March 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
February 2012
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“The real things in life… you can only learn by mistake.”
– Rabbi Shlomo Carlebach (via nevarech)
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Someone I know from college just posted on someone’s wall, apparently in response to a “what’s up” kind of question, responded, “Thinking about buying a house or condo!!!!”
Where do how get so much money at only 23? Trying not to feel like a supremo loser.
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“Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their...”
– Robin Williams (via gayjew)
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“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an...”
– John Steinbeck (via itoldyouiwasill)
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“In converting non-observant or less observant Jews, as I do, am I not afraid...”
– Rabbi Irving “Yitz” Greenberg, “On Joining the Covenant”
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In Remembrance: Women Who Died From Illegal and... →
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The seven women below are just a small representation of the countless women who have died because they did not have access to safe and legal abortions. Most of these women died before Roe v. Wade offered them a safe alternative. However, women continue to die and suffer injury due to current restrictions that particularly affect young women and poor women.
Our government is now...
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Things that annoy me:
angry atheist rants about how religious people are stupid and how can they take those laws seriously and wow I’m so fucking pretentious how do I not explode and spew ego everywhere, that get tagged under “judaism” along with every other worldwide religion.
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“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. If you pull it all the way out, that’s not progress. The progress comes from healing the wound that the blow made. They haven’t even begun to pull the knife out. They won’t even admit the knife is there.”
—Malcolm X
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The Curse of Millhaven: How to Prepare for... →
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“Secure an egg laid on a Thursday by a jet-black hen which has never laid an egg before, and on the same day, after sunset, bury it at a crossroads. Leave it there three days; then dig it up after sunset, sell it and purchase with the proceeds a mirror, which you must bury in…
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“Who is wise? The one who learns from every person… Who is brave? The one who...”
– Talmud – Avot 4:1 (via rushincommunist)
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